I’m not very good at small talk, I want to talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky, I am terrible at asking about school and weather
so APPARENTLY the turn it off and on again method doesnt work for life support machines
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
Raven’s dad was a hardcore sass-master.
I always thought it was kind of an exaggeration when people say peds calls fuck you up.
But seriously, peds calls fuck you up.